Time Frame

Contributor: Justine M Dunn

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My wife and I sat by the river drinking beer, as we often did on a Saturday afternoon. The streets were busy, the sunshine a welcome visitor after a week of sporadic weather. We watched the pedestrians flow past in their hundreds; some dressed for dinner others looked ready for the beach.

We chewed our courtesy peanuts as we chatted and I waved the waitress for another round of beers. Just as my arm reached its resting position on my thigh, my wife gasped and stared at me wide eyed.
“What happened to you just then?” She said, snatching her sunglasses away from her face.
“What do you mean?”
“You vanished. I blinked, and then for a tiny, tiny second you weren’t there.”
“Um, I haven’t gone anywhere.” I replied, confused at her sudden outburst and slightly embarrassed by the flutter of attention by the couple on the next table.
She sat bolt upright in her chair, her hands clutching the armrests whilst the thumb of her right hand pinched hold of the arm of her shades.
“You vanished.” She said, deadly seriously.
“Shh, calm down.” I touched her lightly on her knee, she watched my hand as it returned to my lap once again. “You must have just done a funny blink and it looked like I wasn’t here.”
“A funny blink?”
“I don’t know, maybe you’re eye rolled around a bit and didn’t quite focus properly when you opened it.” I was clutching at straws but had little else to offer. I hadn’t gone anywhere, but the look on her face told me she thought differently.
“I swear to God, for a moment, just like a flash, you weren’t there.” She put her sunglasses on the table and looked at her hand. “Look, I’m shaking.”
I took hold of her hand and squeezed it.
“You think I imagined it don’t you?” She was getting upset now.
“No, but I don’t really have an explanation for you. As far as I’m aware I have just been sitting here the whole time so I don’t think there’s much I can say.”
“Well that was only our second beer, I’m far from drunk.” She was chewing her nail now, a sure sign she was upset.
“Look, let’s just forget about it.” I suggested, hoping she would calm down a little.
“Forget about it?”
“I really don’t know what else we can do.”
“You don’t believe me do you?”
One of the things I love most about my wife, and I have done since our very early days, is that what’s written on her face reflects exactly what she’s feeling inside. She has an honestly so pure I swear she is heaven sent. She is unable to even tell the smallest of fibs; even acceptable ones when it’s Christmas or a friends birthday. Her face reveals what her soul is feeling and as I looked at her then, I knew without a doubt that she believed what she was saying. Even so, I still had no explanation for it.
“Of course I believe you, but...” My sentence trailed off and became little more than a sigh.
She pushed her chair back and stood up, said she was going to the toilet. I watched her leave, wishing I had some form of answer for her.

I took another sip of my beer and tried to make sense of the last sixty seconds. I watched the people as they passed by in their summer clothing, hats and flip flops. I just wearing a snow jacket? The thought entered my mind from nowhere. And, wasn’t I in a place without many people around? Indoors, there were only a few of us, all cold and confused? Thoughts and questions were flooding into my mind now, the more that came the more that followed. We were left alone for hours, tired and hungry. I reached for my beer, now it was my turn to have the shakes. It remained on the table while I clenched my fists. The waitress brought over the next round, I told her I had finished with the previous one. I sat forward and lifted the fresh pint with both hands, bringing the glass to my mouth like a child.

As I sat by the river in the city, the church bells chimed. Out of tune but reliable, they chimed to announce that it was three o’clock in the afternoon, we had left our home just one hour ago. I glanced down at my wrist; it was a habit of mine to check the time against that of my Rolex, though its reliability never failed me. According to my watch eight hours had passed since we left the house.


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British born and currently living in Slovenia. Writes flash fiction and has recently completed her first novel.
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Red-Neck Gas Station

Contributor: Leonard Treman

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They traveled through the woods and headed to the next town in Mississippi. The two had been friends since childhood. Jordan was black, Michel was white and together they had raised money to see the MBA finals and meet their all-time favorite player. An amount that had taken them nearly a year to raise. An interview with Michael Jordan was not cheap.

"Man, don't stop here," Jordan said.

"Why, it's just a gas station," Michel replied.

"It's a red-neck gas station," Jordan voiced with a bit of concern.

"What's wrong with red necks?" asked Michel innocently.

"They don't like my people," Jordan said dryly.

"Says who?" Michel asked slightly offended.

For a moment they were both silent then out of nowhere Jordan said, "Don't you remember when we drove through Detroit. You didn't want to stop at the gas station and I thought it was silly," Jordan said.

"Yes, you waited to for a whole hour to take that shit," Michel said.

"Well it's payback time brother," Jordan said.

"Well said sir," Michel responded and they drove on past the red-neck gas station.


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Leonard Treman is a 23 year old author who has been published four times so far in his short career. Once with the platinum page and three times with anthologies with phillisscott publishing.
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RELATIONS

Contributor: Gary Clifton

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She sat at the computer, poking into genealogy.

"That's similar to experimenting with anthrax," I said. "The dead are dead. Oughta leave 'em there."

"Good God," she rushed into the bedroom. "We're figgin' cousins."

"This mean no more sex?"

"Oh, hell dude, don't get too carried away."


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Gary Clifton, forty years a cop, published a novel in national paperback and has published or has pending articles in several online magazine sites
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A Wednesday

Contributor: Karishma Shetty

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She stood there in the cold, dressed in a faux fur coat and leather overalls. Flicking her wrist, she raised the tobacco-stained ochre end to her trembling lips and filled her lungs with pretentious comfort. She stubbed the last ultra-mild under her stiletto and strutted towards his car.

This was not the first time.

He would park his black Sedan at the corner of Mt. Vernon street on Wednesday nights, and wait outside Delilah’s till she had wrapped up for the day. She’d hop in and they’d head to a pre-booked suite at a wayside inn.

Mr. Maloney was a reputed judge who had spent 30 years of his life to serve the law. He was a dedicated husband, a devoted father, and a man whose career panned out without a blotch on his reputation. Tina wasn’t his first escort, but there was something about her that kept drawing him back to Delilah’s. He never realized that his mild interest in this pretty young thing would grow into a form of wild obsession.

For three months they met once a week in discrete motels on the outskirts of Philadelphia, and this Wednesday was no different. They headed straight to the room and ensured that their murmurs of pleasure would be confined within the walls of these unfamiliar hotels.

He lay on his side as she pulled out her well-concealed revolver from behind her garter. She sat there in her corset holding the cold nozzle onto his temples. Closing her eyes, she clenched her index finger and splattered his brains out on the pillow that cushioned his head.

“That’s for Sammie’s sentence!” she breathed with relief knowing that it had taken her three years to bring her plans to fruition. Wiping the threads of blood from her face, she touched the gold band that was still clinging to her ring finger.

The praying mantis walked out without fear, as the sounds of the gun kept ricocheting through paper-thin walls.


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An Advert For A.D.T.

Contributor: S.R. Buckley

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Jamie drove them into town, winding through the suburbs at a gentle forty and dropping to thirty as the trees and cul-de-sacs began to fade to terraces and hemmed in, monoxide-shaded office buildings. Jen gave the glove compartment a little tap with her finger, and watched streams of sixth-formers wind their way around a large green park. Jen looked at Jamie’s hands on the steering wheel: still smooth as peaches, without even ghosts of hairs. Her parents would have sounded off about it on any other day: ‘never done a hard day’s work in his life! Call himself a man?’ Today, though, they sat back behind the two of them and said nothing. Cordial, or perhaps intimidated by the inevitable sight of some huge suburban villa.

The houses around here were dog-eared, cracked, lopsided. It was all fine having a chip on one’s shoulder: but then even their home, a little adjunct to a rain-swept village, looked pretty idyllic compared to this. No grass on the brown angles of those towers, there; trees were spaced out by poisoned stumps. Incompatible: tearing up pavements, ripping up foundations. Rid: poisoning of stump, removal of all arisings. Wait: Jamie was taking them down a side road, deeper into the area.

‘Detour?’ Jen said.

‘Yeah,’ Jamie said. ‘Like to avoid the main road, there.’

‘Can’t imagine this is your neck of the woods,’ her father ventured. ‘Eh? Lad like you...’

‘Dad...’ Jen said.

‘Not the kind of place you want to make your neck of the woods,’ Jamie said. No accent; not a trace. ‘You go to college to avoid it.’

Jamie slowed to avoid a flurry of kids on BMXs.

‘Suppose all your mates went up, did they?’ her father said.

‘I told them all again and again,’ Jamie said. ‘It’s the way, the best way. Called me a boff. Sissy. But tell you what, saw the alternative: some of them left at sixteen, before they even did their exams. Dads promised them jobs down on the building sites, down at the shops. Then it was Lehmans etcetera. Nothing left to go to, kicking about doing nothing.’

‘Oh dear, well, that’s how it is now. Not much out there...’ her father said.

‘No,’ Jamie said. ‘Not much at all. But I said time and time again...’

Jamie turned down another side street, a bare brick canyon, and Jen saw two young lads heave a flat-screen into the back of a car. As they neared the end of the street, a group of lads gathered around the front of one house waved to Jamie, and he slowed and wound down his window before anyone could protest.

‘Sup, Boz?’ Jamie said, rolling to a stop.

‘Oh look, the college kid,’ one of them said; all laughed.

‘See that?’ Jamie said, pointing to a yellow alarm box on the house. ‘See that, Boz? Yeah. That’s an A.D.T. alarm. It’ll be wired to the front door, and the windows. You touch that house, it’ll send a squawk straight to the company headquarters, a big hub in Sheffield. Then it’ll send a squawk to the nearest police station, which I think’s a few streets away. You’d have, depending on the traffic, two minutes. You can see it’s set...look...flashing blue lights on the underside there.’

The group stopped, looked, and then grew solemn. Boz nodded.

‘Cheers, Jamie. You’re a good lad, you are. A good lad.’

‘Plenty more fish in the sea,’ Jamie said. ‘Over on St. Albans Road there’re at least six places with rusty old boxes on the walls.’

‘They’ll have been got already,’ Boz said, ‘if they’re even still houses.’

‘True,’ Jamie said. ‘But no harm in...’

‘No, no harm.’

‘Maybe thieves have taken up residence,’ Jamie wondered aloud. ‘Plunder for them, plunder for all. That’d be ironic.’

‘Hehe. You’re a weird, weird lad, you know.’

‘I know. Take care, fella.’

Jamie moved off, wound up the window, and smiled over at Jen. Her parents’ mouths were still wide open.


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Conversations with the Grand Fiend: Dispeptic Moments

Contributor: Miles Gough

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It was an odd evening with the Grand Fiend. He was reluctant to talk. He begged forgiveness by stating he had a large meal earlier and it was not agreeing with him. He did not need to explain; it was obvious from his distended stomach and from his dinner kicking and hitting. I could see the rumbles and stretched areas where I made out the shape of the desperate fist. Truly, I could almost identify the brand of the boot pushing futilely for some freedom.

“Oh, how I wish for fleeter gastric acids. But that is beyond anyone’s control. The part I can control is the ostentatious flourish I have of swallowing my prey whole. It does nothing for the taste, just a party trick that amuses. Like someone who can toss peanuts high in the air and have them land in opened mouth every time. Of course, peanuts are small and have less of a vested interest to escape than my meal does.

“Mother said, don’t play with your food. But mother did become food, but not at that particular time. When I did eat her she didn’t offer me advice nor aphorisms, all she said as she slid down my throat was that she was once again disappointed with me. Actually, that is one of mother’s aphorisms after all.

The Grand Fiend chuckled, but the indigestion played on his face and he let things fall silent again. He belched up plague and nodded apology. “This is endemic for creatures such as me. We are cursed with poor digestion. If you see a loner in the corner constantly popping Tums or swigging from a bottle of Maalox, then you might have a nether fiend on the premises. Or you might just have mortal who eats too much fried processed foods, but still, one must be vigilant.

“For me, the feisty ones do not have any improved flavor, they are but annoying until they settle. I had one industrious morsel strike his Zippo lighter while he was interred in my stomach. The pain was terrible. I had to do something, so I reasoned, what to do with fire? Why you douse it with liquid. I took the closest bottle near me and guzzled. Naturally, it was a gallon jar of 150 proof rum. For three day, I was hiccuping fireballs.”

I poured coffee for us, and he ignored his glass. “I had one late night snack hitting me like he was a contender for middle weight champion. I was in such straights, but then I recalled that before I swallowed him, he was getting into a fight with another citizen. I hunted that second man out and swallowed him as well. The two fought each other, leaving my poor stomach lining alone. I can’t use that solution often. I was full after eating the first fellow. The second one was gluttony and so much saturated fat. No, the best I can hope for is that my victim will surrender quickly to his new reality. To give up the ghost, and become one.”

I was concerned. “How do you get through this, how do you let the pain pass?”

“All I can do is think of better times,” he said.

“The better times, when you are sated and at peace,” I suggested.

“No. I think of the times when I am hungry. When I am famished for hunting, for sport. When every person passing is potential. Is possible. When every encounter is backlit by lightning storms. When every gaze and gesture is a fait accompli for satisfaction.”

He looked down at the seismic movement of his belly. He suggested a game of Scrabble, but it was obvious on inspection that the game we had was missing half the tiles. So instead we let our coffees cool and listened to the wind rattle the shutters outside.


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BLEAK IRIDESCENT SHARK

Contributor: Chad Stroup

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The tooth pricked and became wedged in my finger. I extracted my hand from the salty water, terrified by the determined nibble.
Shark?
No, this tooth was somehow less threatening. Iridescent, as though articulated by a masterful diamond cutter. Brilliant and entrancing, it stirred my primal urges.
I understood my fate.
Tonight I attached a loincloth to my waist (for I may still be modest if I meet a mermaid) and plunged into the sea. I dove deep into the dark, the water filled my lungs, my situation seemed bleak. Pressure building.
My man-gills appeared seconds before suffocation.
Home. Finally.


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Chad Stroup is currently pursuing his MFA in Fiction at San Diego State University. He also runs a blog at http://subvertbia.blogspot.com/
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11 a.m. at the Library

Contributor: Eric Suhem

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Leo squeezed into the tiny little chair in the children’s reading room of the public library. Seated around the room, fittingly, were children, aged 4 through 8. On the walls and shelves were various children’s’ art projects, such as finger paintings, drawings, ceramics. The children waited eagerly for Leo to begin reading the story, he chose ‘Crime and Punishment’ by Dostoyevsky. As he read page after page, Leo became more and more animated, eyes bulging, jowls sweating, yelling intensely. Leo was a professional wrestler who liked to volunteer at the library to help the community, and the tiny children’s reading room chair was creaking under his girth. Many children had already left the room. Some of them were disturbed by the incident and dealt with it in their own individual ways. A couple of the children remained to stare, as they were fascinated by the phenomenon.

Leo decided to regroup and start reading chapter two, but his mind twirled into his last visit with his girlfriend Meba. Their relationship had transformed each other’s lives in innumerable positive ways, but Meba had a number of concerns about Leo’s wrestling, and Leo had become disturbed by Meba’s obsession with rabbits. The other night, after a dinner of carrots and lettuce shreds, he had picked up one of the rabbit figurines and threw it into the sink. Meba’s apartment was filled with them, tiny glass rabbit figurines. Also porcelain rabbit statues, rabbit drinking glasses and mugs, pictures and sun shades with little scenes of rabbits at play. Meba’s vacuum cleaner had a rabbit head which she had constructed out of felt and bean bags, attached to its top. There were brass rabbit door-knockers and a rabbit telephone. In spite of Meba’s rabbit-like bent for sex, which he enjoyed, Leo had become disturbed by it all, and he loudly told her so, one night in her apartment, which she called ‘the hutch’. In response, she threw a number of the glass figurines at him. He picked the silicate rabbits up off the floor and left the apartment.

Now, in the library, the children watched, intrigued, as Leo continued reading ‘Crime and Punishment’, using some of Meba’s glass rabbit figurines as action figures, though dramatically breaking them into shards on the floor, in a rage over Meba’s rabbit fixation.

By this time, the children had pretty much abandoned the reading area, hoping for greener pastures. In fact, many of the children were now on the pastoral library lawn, where a lunchtime outdoor play was to be performed by some of the volunteers. The play was to be George Orwell’s ‘Animal Farm’, modified and condensed for a younger audience. The modifications called for the performers to merely run around in animal costumes making noises for 30 minutes while the children ate lunch. The library volunteers were randomly assigned the animal they were to portray. Leo was designated to play the rabbit.

Meba happened to be walking by, on a lunch break from her shift at the nearby hat factory, and recognized the grunts and moans of the man in the rabbit costume. She knew it was Leo, and approached him at the end of the play. “I’m glad that you’re taking an interest in rabbits,” said Meba flirtatiously, her left eyelash batting madly, as she chewed shreds of lettuce, “how about if we meet at ‘the hutch’ tonight, and bring the rabbit costume!”

“I’ll bring my wrestling costume, too,” said Leo. They looked into each other’s eyes, knowing their fates were entwined.

The next morning, Leo packed some books in a bag for that day’s reading session with the children: Peter Rabbit, Watership Down, The Runaway Bunny, and The Wrestler’s Handbook.


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Eric Suhem dwells in cubicles by day and scribbles stories by night. He can be found in the orange hallway (www.orangehallway.com)
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A Mary Ellen Abernathy Headache

Contributor: John Laneri

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Once a month, Jane, and I gather with family for a relaxed evening at the country club. The affairs are comfortable events that feature good food and stimulating conversation.

While dressing for last night’s occasion, I recall asking Jane, “Should I wear my red golf shirt?”

”The blue and white you bought at Pebble Beach would look great.”

“But, it's my favorite shirt. I’d hate to get blood on it.”

She looked at me, frowning. “I’ll never understand what it is between doctors and lawyers. You people have no respect for one another. Just try to endure her. She’s actually a very nice person.”

Jane might be right, but with Mary Ellen being the lawyer in the family, I have a personal obligation to protect my ego from her acid tongue. Not only does the woman irritate the hell out of me, she turns simple conversations into courtroom dramas, which unfortunately leave me with monstrous headaches. She’s also Jane’s younger sister – a relationship that places me in a delicate position.

As expected, Mary Ellen was waiting when we arrived at the club.

She took my arm and pointed me toward the bar, her brown eyes alive with energy. “I have an interesting case I need to discuss with you.”

Once cornered, I soon learned her client was a man in trouble with the law. Reluctantly, I listened while she spelled out the details, taking me step by step on his travels, as he moved from one pasture to another, his inclinations directed toward domesticated farm animals.

“Do you think my client is mentally incompetent?” she asked finally.

Side-stepping her question, I replied, “I wouldn’t know… it’s possible.”

Her mouth twitched a fraction. “As I frequently point out in court, your answer is evasive.”

I looked away and motioned to the bartender, certain that I would need plenty of scotch to last out the evening. Then, I voiced another opinion in hopes of shutting her up. “Professionally speaking, I’d say that your man needs a psychiatrist. He definitely has an abnormal attraction to farm animals.”

She exhaled a breath of frustration then said, “I asked a simple question. All I want is an honest yes or no answer from a neutral physician. So I’ll ask again, is he or isn’t he competent?”

Trying to remain calm, I replied, “Mary Ellen, I do urology for a living. I work on bladders and prostates. I don’t probe psyches, and I don’t have an opinion. But, if you want to know what I think, then I’d say, he's probably crazy as hell!”

I slid off my stool, forgetting about ever getting a drink, and started searching for the cheese dip. I needed a distraction from the woman’s constant questions.

She followed close on my heels. “You probably want money like most doctors, so tell me, what do you know about domesticated farm animals?”

I turned to her and smiled. “I don’t remember learning anything about farm animals. It wasn’t part of the medical school curriculum. You'll have to ask a veterinarian.”

Pausing, she pushed a strand of hair away from her face. “Can I ask you another question?”

I relaxed and reached for a chip. “Sure, why not?”

“Then please help me understand what you've said. You stated that you learned nothing in medical school. Am I correct?”

“That's correct.” I replied, as I eased the chip into a cheese dip.

“Did you or did you not graduate from medical school?” she asked suddenly, her intensity causing me to spill the dip across my shirt.

Growing more annoyed, I brushed away a glob stuck to the logo and indicated yes to her question.

Continuing, she said, “As I understand it, you say that you graduated from medical school, yet you have no recollection of learning anything? Can you explain that?”

“You’re twisting my words. I learned how to diagnose and treat human diseases. That's what doctors do.”

She considered my answer. “I’ll rephrase my question and ask you again from another perspective. If, as you state, you know nothing about domesticated farm animals, how can you have an opinion regarding the people that prefer to engage those animals for their intimate pleasures?”

And so it went. She continued to pound me over and over with questions about domestic farm animals and deranged psyches. By then, my only alternative was to move my head from side to side in continual bewilderment.

Finally, I reached over the bar for a bottle of scotch, found a glass and filled it to the top.

She stopped the interrogation and pointed to the glass. “You just drank four ounces of whiskey… that’s suicidal. Am I not correct?”

I knew her question was rhetorical. It sounded too open ended. By then, I wasn’t sure that moving my head in circles would make much difference as to the outcome of our conversation, so I tipped the bottle to again refill the glass.

“You’re going to drink another full glass of whiskey!” she said, her voice striking a high note. “Are you trying to kill yourself?”

I continued to ignore her. And soon, she seemed to mellow, her imposing style of pain and suffering no longer a problem.

From there, my memory gets fuzzy. I think Jane drove me home. The only thing I know for sure is that I again have another of my typical, Mary Ellen Abernathy headaches, and for what it’s worth, the aspirin bottle is empty.


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John is a native born Texan living near Houston. His writing focuses on short stories and flash. Publications to his credit can be found on the internet and in several print edition periodicals.
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Full Tilt

Contributor: G.A. Rozen

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Never show your cards. Standard maxim, and everyone who knows better keeps it holy. Unless, of course, there's the tilt factor.
Before I even look at my cards, I know this is the hand to take him. I've had this guy on the hook for hours, and outside the casino, I have the feeling the sun might just be poking up from behind the mountains. Some people have work weeks, work hours, work seasons. I work when the right fish comes along and starts taking nibbles.
Jack seven, off-suit. Garbage. Excellent.
He's a math geek, a scientist from one of those countries that might as well be Russia. “Didn't even start playing til' I'm forty,” he'd said, back when he was still talking. He's short, fat, and has one of those god awful haircuts you'd swear was a bad piece. I've played his type before. Lovers of the order hidden in the chaos.
He checks, never moving, his eyes darting from me, to his cards, to his chips. Pocket queens or tens, maybe. Something dangerous. He wants to see how strong I am. I throw out a small raise. He holds perfectly still, so still I know he's straining not to move. Excited. Perfect.
Mr Ed, I call him that because he's big, snorts, and is constantly stamping his feet like a hoof, stands over my shoulder. He's a proxy for my bank roll, an older gentleman I met in Atlantic City. There's a small yellow note-pad in his hand, and he scribbles every bet as it's made. Pointless, really. Never had to cheat anyone. I can win the old fashioned way. I notice he's wearing the same shirt and tie as the day before and smile brightly.
The flop comes up king, queen, nine, and the geek checks again. He wants me committed, so I check him right back, waving down the drink girl. I could feel his stillness, his intense focus. I ordered a whiskey-coke, watching his reflection in a mirrored wall over the girl's shoulder.
Once, when I was a kid, I played a cash game in Chicago. It was a real wise-guy scene, all cigar smoke and suspicion, and when I took one of the gentlemen for fifteen, I felt like I had conquered the world. It all seemed so easy; I'd made in a night what my pops had used to make in a year. It didn't feel so easy when I left the place and the same gentleman jumped me in the alley. He broke three of my ribs, kicking me while I curled into a ball on the dirty, wet asphalt.
“Worth it,” was all he said before walking away. He didn't even take his money back. That wasn't the point. It's never the point. Tilt is blind.
The turn's a jack, giving me a shit pair, but also putting a gut-shot on the table. A ten takes the board. A ten I know he doesn't have. I forget my cards. Reality is created anew. Now I have a straight. I know this like I know the alphabet. It's not a bluff. It's not a lie. It is a message scrawled across my brain in neon spray-paint. You are in control.
He pushes stacks forward. Thousands. There's plenty more behind them, I know, and he wants to throw his weight around. I never show off. I want'm thinking I'm short-stacked from the beginning. Assholes like to pick on the weak. They also tend to have money.
He's got paint. Now I'm sure. Kings or queens, doesn't really matter which.
He furrows his brow. To me it's a scream. A tortured bellow.
“All of it,” I say, sliding my technicolor stacks towards the center of the table. All balls, no hesitation. No weakness.
I lean back, and I can feel him staring. The waitress arrives with my drink, and I tip her with one of the twenty-fives in my pocket. I sip my drink through the tiny straw with a grin, returning his stare. The look he gives me is the same as the suit who broke my ribs, and I know I have him.
Never show your cards. That's what they say. Unless there's the tilt factor. If you know it'll send your mark into full-on, raging tilt.
Fold. The pot is mine.
When he tosses his cards to the center with an agitated grumble, I chuckle so he can hear. I flip my jack seven in triumph, not saying a word.
When he finally calmed down, when he finally returned to his seat at the table, he bought another twenty thousand chips.
Yeah. That was a good night.


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G.A. Rozen is an MFA candidate in Fiction at Columbia College in Chicago. His work has appeared at Hogglepot.com, HalfwayDowntheStairs.net, and the Rain Taxi Review of Books. He is slovenly, unpleasant, and bitingly sarcastic, all of which are made painfully clear by his experimental satire blog, thePastisStupid.wordpress.com
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