Contributor: Zachary Zuccaro

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Looking through the binoculars, Samuel Malato could faintly see his own
brain. To his horror, there was a cockroach in the very center slowly eating its
way out.

There was only one thing to be done – he ran to his bathroom and grabbed a pair of tweezers which he pushed into his ear. Pain shot through his head, blood dripped from his earlobes, but he knew that he had to remove the cockroach at any cost. With a final shove he pushed the tweezers deep into his brain.

The entire community was stunned and appalled that such a wealthy, respected, and friendly man committed suicide with a pair of tweezers. It was beyond comprehension.

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Zachary Zuccaro was born November 9, 1989 and grew up in Lynchburg, TN. He is currently studying mathematics at the University of Pittsburgh.
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