Contributor: Dan Slaten
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Tim looked at the message one last time before clicking send. He’d read and reread the words so many times that they no longer made sense, but he still wanted to give it one more look before sending it to CrazyHotCoolGirl29. You could never be too careful or too thorough in matters of the heart, even when those matters were as trivial as an introductory message on an internet dating site.
Deciding he was as satisfied by the message as he was ever going to be, Tim clicked “send.”
Minutes later, Tim heard a girl laughing hysterically one table over. “Karen, you have to check this out,” said the girl. “Look at this message I just got from TimTime2000. Check out his profile – and his pictures. What a loser!”
“You sound really interesting,” said the girl Tim assumed must be Karen. She seemed to be mimicking...

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