The Screaming Armadillo

Contributor: Kristina England - - Danny and Joe hiked up the mountain trail. Danny nervously balanced from one rock to the next. Joe shook his head. "Pick up the pace, man." "Listen, I am accident prone and have asthma. I warned you ahead of time. Go ahead without me. I'll catch up." "No, you never leave another hiker behind. Besides, you aren't supposed to hike by yourself." "Says who?" "Says the official hiking association. Although, I suppose people do it." "I'd say so. Thoreau would have never written Walden Pond if he brought along a friend. It's the only way you get real peace and quiet." Joe sighed. "You know, I'm beginning to see Thoreau's reasoning." Danny stopped. "I have to take my inhaler. Wait, what was that? Oh my God, is that a bee! I'm allergic to bees. Well, I don't know if I am but I hear if you are allergic...
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