Contributor: Christopher James
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Day one.
A white hair.
“Hello, you little bugger. What are you doing there?”
White hair is removed.
Day two.
Two white hairs.
“Oh, I see. I suppose you think you’re being funny. Well, two can play at that game.”
White hairs, plural, removed.
Day three.
Four offenders.
“Christ. This is getting beyond a joke.”
Offenders taken out back and shot.
Day four.
Eight glaring reminders of old age.
“You’re like the dragons in Dungeons and Dragons. Except you’re hairs. I should warn you. I was a dab hand at D&D, back in the day.”
Eight glaring reminders of old age, lying in a row in the bathroom sink.
Day five.
Sixteen.
“For fuck’s sake.”
My wife – “Stop pulling them out. Every time you pull one out, two more grow in its place.”
“You’re right.”
Sixteen white hairs removed.
Day six.
Thirty-two.
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Christopher James
