Linguistic Erosion

Contributor: Acquanetta M. Sproule - - "Blurrrpulrr'rr?" Wwurrburrlurrbela asked it's partner in crime -- for the third time. Kerrplukkerrlurrkle gurgled it's amusement, "You worry too much, old friend! If these things are as unusual as you've said, I wouldn't miss perceiving them for anything. Besides, what could possibly happen that we two couldn't handle?" "Very Well," Wwurrburrlurrbela glurmbled discontentedly, "I just hope that I won't be sorry for having mentioned it." Kerrplukkerrlurrkle, demonstrating its confidence, oozed ahead even faster through and out of the porous rock, collecting itself into a handsome, brown puddle on the sandy beach. It jiggled with delight as Wwurrburrlurrbela struggled to catch up. "Keep to the darker areas," Wwurrburrlurrbela warned, "the brighter ones hurt and make you dry out too fast." Kerrplukkerrlurrkle...

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