Agent Oswald

Contributor: Eric White - - “You can’t do this,” said the wiry man across from me. He spoke in Russian. It was sloppy, and his accent was almost comical. “Please, Mr. Oswald, let us speak in English. It is, after all, your native tongue,” I said, and poured myself a drink. “I’ve already told you. I’m more than willing to denounce my American citizenship. I can help you,” he said in English. “I’m sorry, Mr. Oswald. That is just not true.” The man was taken aback, but he knew better than to raise his voice. All he did was squirm in his seat, and glance around the mahogany office. “I’ve already proven that I could be one of your agents. I’m the perfect spy.” I nearly choked on my drink. “What’s so funny? I’ve taken all the tests. I’ve proven I’m more than capable.” “Why do you want to be a spy for the Soviet Union, Mr. Oswald?” “What?” “Answer...
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