Contributor: Chris Sharp - - Terrible! Terrible it is to receive an original Christian LaCroix nouveau dress shirt from Paris by the hand of a loving Auntie Mame, only to have it explode on his neck in the men’s room. His Auntie Mame – she was really his Aunt Mary – had no idea his neck had grown into a 17 incher since she last found a shirt for him. He gritted his teeth and growled in front of the men’s room mirror, but it was no help in getting him to get his top button to cooperate under his tie. John Bousque III flinched when his manager Mort stepped up to stand right beside him in the restroom mirror. “Our conference begins in ten minutes,” said Mort. “What’s the matter with you, John?” “This shirt costs hundreds of dollars, but the idiot top button won’t close under the tie.” “Maybe you should lose some weight.” “I have ten minutes...

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Author: Chris Sharp