Mr. Sawyer's Brain

Contributor: Beth J. Whiting - - Mr. Sawyer needed to rest his body so he took his brain out on the front porch. After resting he went to the front porch to get his brain back and he saw that it had disappeared. He asked the neighbor across the street if she saw anything. The neighbor was an elderly person like himself. She was rocking in her chair, crocheting. “I saw some kids who were playing soccer take it with them. They were kicking it around.” “WHAT?” He yelled. “Yeah they were kicking it like a ball.” He was nervous and fidgeting. “Did you see where they went?” “They went to play out in the park.” The park was only a block away. Mr. Sawyer anxiously walked to the park, cursing the boys. The park was large and green. He saw two boys there. He knew it must have been them so he yelled to the boys. “Where did you put my brain?” “Oh...
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