Contributor: Leonard Treman
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The fortune cookie read, “First, the unthinkable will happen. Then there will be world peace. Then a lobster will ask your hand in marriage. Then the world will end.”
Clara began to laugh hysterically. That fortune cookie was awful. She looked at her fiancé and said, “Have you ever seen anything like that in a fortune cookie before?”
Her husband to be, Bill looked her in the face and said, “No.”
His nose twitched, his nose always twitched when he lied.
“Can’t you ever tell the truth?” Clara asked.
“Of course I can,” Bill said.
Clara sighed and let it go; it was not worth a fight.
The next morning she drove to work. She was a teacher at cobblestone elementary, but more than that, she was a kindergarten teacher. She started her day and noticed that the teacher’s assistant had given them all Sippy...
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Leonard Treman
