Contributor: Linda Garnett
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Two exhausted vacuum salesmen walked to the last house in the neighborhood.
A 'Solicitors Welcome' sign hung on the front door.
"Don't you think that's a weird sign, Joe?" said Dave.
Joe rang the doorbell. "Are you kidding me? We've been to at least thirty houses today and we haven't made one sale. I think that's about to change!"
An elderly man wearing sunglasses opened the door. "Hello, boys. What are you selling today?"
"I'm Dave and this is Joe. We have here the new Kilby Supreme Sucker Vacuum. It'll clean up the toughest spills and stains you got, even beer and pizza. Let me show you how this beauty works."
"Sure, come on in! I've had visitors all day and they've left behind a huge mess."
They followed him into the living room and saw large piles of orange goo everywhere on the carpet and around...
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Linda Garnett
