Oh My Darling

Contributor: Sam Rushton - - The two fossils eyed a sleeping woman through the one way mirror, as they had done for the last eight years. One was dressed in a beige suit, the other in a Nazi uniform. "Is it time?" wheezed Maximilian, pupils glassy with cataracts. "Soon." said Sergei, massaging his rough hands. He'd once used them to strangle a rottweiler, now he could barely open a pill bottle. The hundred year old woke up and began to laugh. "Go." Maximilian entered the room, a simulacrum of a nineteen forties bedroom. A wireless played Django Reinhardt, audio cues for the spy. "Hello darling. How are you today?" said Maximilian. "Hello my love. I just had the strangest dream." "Yes?" "Yes, that the Allies won the war. They drove tanks to the Reichstag and started to shoot. And I was there and could not scream." "Ha. Then...
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