Parking Tickets

Contributor: Chris Rhatigan - - I drive on the interstate. Things are very loud. It is like the car is a noise-absorbing box. I cover my ears. The car veers toward the guard rail. I uncover my ears. The car no longer veers toward the guard rail. I do not feel comfortable in the right lane. I move to the left lane. The left lane is uncomfortable too. I see a bright, colorful sign for a gas station. This seems right. The gas station sign should be here. The gas station sign belongs. I need to go to the gas station due to my desire to go there, so I cut off a pickup truck. The driver yells obscenities. Maybe they were not obscenities. I could not really hear him. I am driving on the interstate. As I may or may not have mentioned. And things are loud. As I may have mentioned. I leave...
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