Apple Juice

Contributor: Jerry Guarino - - “I’d like the corned beef hash, please,” said Tony. “What kind of toast?” said the slightly rotund waiter with the white apron. “Wheat, please.” “Eggs, over easy?” “Yes, that’s fine.” “What kind of juice?” “Cranberry. No, make that orange.” “I can bring you one of each. Coffee?” “No, black tea with milk and sugar.” “And for you, ma’am?” “Just a bagel and cream cheese with coffee, thank you.” “Very good, ma’am.” The waiter wrote down the order, nodded and slipped away. Tony and Barbara were seated at a table in front of the delicatessen. They had a great view of Times Square, already bustling with people by 8am. “See that large glass booth over there, Barbara. That’s where you get the discount tickets for Broadway shows.” “Oooh. There...
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