Contributor: Miles Gough
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“You would be amazed with what monsters talk about when they get together,” the Grand Fiend told me over a meal of take-out falafel (for me) and deep fried human fingers (for him). He leaned back, in that typical expansiveness of his, and smiled fangs. “What do you think monsters talk about?”
“I’m not sure, prime hunting grounds, you know, how to get victims.”
“Not by half,” he said with strong slither of dismissal. “Why would they ask about that in this overpopulated world, this is a global fast food proposition. Do you talk to your friend about grocery shopping?”
“Then I suppose they go on about not getting caught by the authorities or at least, from those monster hunters you’ve mentioned.”
“Sir Edward and his ilk? Why bother? Talking about them just enables the little nuisances, best not mention vermin...
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