You are What You Seem

Contributor: Allie Coker-Schwimmer - - “Well, Ms. Havenscope you certainly do look good for a woman your age! You look good for a woman half your age. What brings you to my office?” “Hi, Dr. Peters. Oh, just general upkeep. You can’t have a show vehicle if it starts to rust, can you?” “Ha, no I suppose you are right. Ok, let’s just go over your history. Excellent breasts by the way.” “Why thank you, they’re Dr. Masterson’s.” “Mhm. He’s a real professional. And your lips look quite plump and radiant.” “Dr. Shanju.” “Ok, let’s see here….stomach. And a flat one at that!” “That would be Dr. Rassner, no wait…it was Dr. Rassner the first time….was it Dr. Gene? You might want to check on that one- I’m not all too sure.” “Ok, I can do that. I’ll just make note of it here. How about…thighs?” “Oh yes! Dr. Forten. Don’t you just love...
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