LA VITA COMINCIA DOMAM

Contributor: Patricia Crandall - - The Sipperly family of Virginia were anxious to move into an old homestead they had acquired in upstate New York. The front of the house faced a little stream of water poetically called Plakapots Killitie by early Dutch Settlers. In back, ran the Hudson River. When they arrived to claim their new home, a Husky lay possessively across the threshold. Assuming he was lost, or left by the previous owner, the family adopted him. The dog came and went regularly, being of no trouble at all. Etched into the wood panel of the upstairs mantelpiece in the large old-fashioned parlor, were the words; La Vita Comincia Domam.* The Sipperlys were presently incorporating the original fireplace bricks to renovate the upstairs fireplace. Ada Sipperly was shocked beyond belief when her husband, Tom, discovered the...
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The Balloon Artist

Contributor: Andrew Wayne Adams - - The birthday boy lifted the AK-47 from its box. He grinned and said, “Thanks, Kevin!” Kevin grinned back, chocolate cake smeared around his mouth like a larger mouth. The birthday boy pointed his new AK-47 at the balloon artist. “Mother promised the best balloon artist in the world.” “I am the best in all worlds!” “Prove it,” the birthday boy said, and fired a warning shot into the ground. The balloon artist yelped. He twisted a long slender balloon into the shape of an Old English Terrier. A pearl of sweat quivered at his temple as he presented the Old English Terrier for inspection. Kevin sneered. “Not very realistic.” The birthday boy put a bullet in the balloon artist’s kneecap. The balloon artist folded to the ground, allowed himself two seconds of terrified screaming, and then...
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